Sandler Adam - The Hanukkah Song
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Название песни
The Hanukkah Song
The Hanukkah Song  
Adam Sandler (of Saturday Night Live)


Intro:   This is a song, that uh, there№s alot of Xmas songs out there,
but not too many about Hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice 
little Jewish kids who don№t get to hear any Hanukkah songs--here we go...

 
[A] Put on your  [E] yalmulka, [D] here comes [E] Hanukkah
It№s [A] so much [E] fun-akkah to [D] celebrate [E]Hanukkah, 

[A]Hanukkah [E]is the [D] Festival of [E] Lights,
[A] Instead of one day of [E] presents, we have [Bm] eight [D] crazy [E] nights.

[A] When you feel like the only [E] kid in town with[D]out a Xmas [E]tree,
[A] Here№s a list of [E] people who are Jewish, [D] just like you and [E] me:

[A] David Lee [E] Roth [D] lights the me[E]norrah,
[A] So do James [E] Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the [D] late Dinah [E]Shore-ah

[A] Guess who eats to[E]gether at the [D] Karnickey [E] Deli,
[A] Bowzer from [E] Sha-na-na, and [D] Arthur Fonzer[E]relli.

pause for giggle 

[A]

The Hanukkah Song  
Adam Sandler (of Saturday Night Live)


Intro:   This is a song, that uh, there№s alot of Xmas songs out there,
but not too many about Hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice 
little Jewish kids who don№t get to hear any Hanukkah songs--here we go...

 
[A] Put on your  [E] yalmulka, [D] here comes [E] Hanukkah
It№s [A] so much [E] fun-akkah to [D] celebrate [E]Hanukkah, 

[A]Hanukkah [E]is the [D] Festival of [E] Lights,
[A] Instead of one day of [E] presents, we have [Bm] eight [D] crazy [E] nights.

[A] When you feel like the only [E] kid in town with[D]out a Xmas [E]tree,
[A] Here№s a list of [E] people who are Jewish, [D] just like you and [E] me:

[A] David Lee [E] Roth [D] lights the me[E]norrah,
[A] So do James [E] Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the [D] late Dinah [E]Shore-ah

[A] Guess who eats to[E]gether at the [D] Karnickey [E] Deli,
[A] Bowzer from [E] Sha-na-na, and [D] Arthur Fonzer[E]relli.

pause for giggle 

[A] Paul Newman№s half [E] Jewish; [D] Goldie Hawn№s half [E] too,
[A] Put them to[E]gether--what a [D] fine lookin№ [E] Jew!   [Esus]  [E]
    
[D] You don№t need іDeck the HallsІ or іJingle Bell RockІ
[E] Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish!  [Esus]
 
[A] Put on your [E] yalmulka, it№s [D] time for [E] Hanukkah,
The [A] owner of the Seattle Super[E]sonic-ahs [D] celebrates [E] Hanukkah.

[A] О.J. [E] Simpson--[D] not a [E] Jew!  
But [A] guess who [E]is...Hall of [D] Famer--Rod [E]Carew--(he converted!)  [Bm]

[A] We got Ann [E] Landers and her [D] sister Dear Ab[E]by,
[A] Harrison Ford№s a [E] quarter Jewish--[D] not too [E] shabby!

[A] Some people [E] think that [D] Ebeneezer [E] Scrooge is,
Well, he№s [A] not, but [E] guess who is: [D] All three [E] stooges.   [Esus]  [E]

[D] So many Jews are in show biz--
[E] Tom Cruise isn№t, [tacit] but I heard his agent is.  [Esus]

[A] Tell your friend Ver[E]onica, it№s [D] time you celebrate [E] Hanukkah
I [A] hope I get a har[E]monica, on this [D] lovely, lovely [E] Hanukkah.

So [A] drink your gin-and-[E]tonic-ah, and [D]smoke your mara[E]juanic-ah,
If you [A] really, really [E]wanna-kah, Have a [D] happy, happy, [E] happy, happy
[A] Hanukkah.

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Sandler Adam - Summer Love
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Название песни
Summer Love
#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------#
#This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the #
#song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. #
#------------------------------------------------------------------------------#

Subject: Summer Love, Chords, Adam Sandler

This is a Adam Sandler song only performed on SNL.  He did not sing it on CD.

                                                 SUMMER LOVE

E
Ahhhhhhhhhh,
Am                 B7
Ahhhhhhhhhh,
(2x)
E                         A                                                B7
Summer of 68, we sat on the beach and watched the seaguls fly.
E                                            A
                                 B7
Sunlight shining in her hair, her eyes were bluer than the summer sky.
A                                                             B7
She would always hold me in her arms, and tell me everything would be
alright.

E, B, B7

But why'd she half to be my mother    E, B, B7

Why'd she half to be married to my dad     E, B, B7
                                    C#

#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------#
#This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the #
#song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. #
#------------------------------------------------------------------------------#

Subject: Summer Love, Chords, Adam Sandler

This is a Adam Sandler song only performed on SNL.  He did not sing it on CD.

                                                 SUMMER LOVE

E
Ahhhhhhhhhh,
Am                 B7
Ahhhhhhhhhh,
(2x)
E                         A                                                B7
Summer of 68, we sat on the beach and watched the seaguls fly.
E                                            A
                                 B7
Sunlight shining in her hair, her eyes were bluer than the summer sky.
A                                                             B7
She would always hold me in her arms, and tell me everything would be
alright.

E, B, B7

But why'd she half to be my mother    E, B, B7

Why'd she half to be married to my dad     E, B, B7
                                    C#m                                   Ab
Why'd she half to be my mother, we could have been so much more
                            A                              B7
                           E
but she said it was best that we were just friends.  Oh Summer Love.

E                                                   A
                       B7
Summer of 73, my second love,  we met on the field behind the school.
E                                                 A
                             B7
We used to play all day in the sun, no one ever made me feel that cool.
A                                       A
I'll never forget the way, you looked in those silky shorts that day.

E, B, B7

But why'd she half to be my gym teacher     E, B, B7

Why'd she half to be fifty-one years old     E, B, B7
                                    C#m
                                                 Ab
Why'd she half to be my gym teacher, I told her I wanted to play flag
football with her
                      A                                               B7
                     E
forever but she told me to see the school phycologist.  Oh Summer Love
A                  B7
In 83 i fell for princess Di
A                  B7
In 84 it was a lady Rabbi
A                                B7
In 85 the drummer from Air Suply
B7
HE TOLD ME HE LOVED ME HE TOLD ME I LIED!!!!!!!!!!!!    (Spoken) Summer Love

E
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
A                    B7
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Summer Love

E
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
A                    B7
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Summer Love

Summer of 94 is comming fast, and I don't want to spend it alone.

I've made some mistakes in the past, and do something right and pick up the
phone

And call the woman who, I should have been going out with all along

E, B, B7

I'm gonna go out with my mother     E, B, B7

I know what I said before but I think I can talk her into it this time   E,
B, B7
                                     C#m
I'm gonna go out with my mother
                        Ab                               A
                  B7                   E
I'll take her on a date to Burger King and this time I'll pay.  Oh Summer
Love!!!!

Questions, Comments?  E-mail me at Pianoman91@aol.com

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Sandler Adam - Somebody Kill Me
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Название песни
Somebody Kill Me
Adam Sandler/off his album/ Kill me



E          B7      Asus2
You don't know how much i need you
E           B7       Asus2
While your near me i don't feel blue
     E       B7       Asus2
And when we kissed i know you need me two
   E               B7           Asus2
I can't believe i found a love that's so pure and true

        E      B7  Asus2
But it all was bullshit!!!
    E     B7      Asus2
It was a god damn joke!!!
     E      B7      Asus2
And when i think of you and i 
   E         B7    Asus2
I hope you fucking choke!!!

E       B7         Asus2
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me
   E         B7            Asus2
I lay in bed all day long feeling meloncholy
     E           B7         Asus2
You left me here

Adam Sandler/off his album/ Kill me



E          B7      Asus2
You don't know how much i need you
E           B7       Asus2
While your near me i don't feel blue
     E       B7       Asus2
And when we kissed i know you need me two
   E               B7           Asus2
I can't believe i found a love that's so pure and true

        E      B7  Asus2
But it all was bullshit!!!
    E     B7      Asus2
It was a god damn joke!!!
     E      B7      Asus2
And when i think of you and i 
   E         B7    Asus2
I hope you fucking choke!!!

E       B7         Asus2
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me
   E         B7            Asus2
I lay in bed all day long feeling meloncholy
     E           B7         Asus2
You left me here all alone tears running constantly

   E         B7      Asus2
Oh somebody kill me please!!!
E        B7       Asus2
Somebody kill me please!!!
E          B7    Asus2
I'm on my knees pretty pretty please
E    B7   Asus2
Kill me!!!
          E   B7  Asus2
I want to die!!!
                  E  B7  Asus2   E
Put a bullet in my head!!!

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Sandler Adam - Somebody Kill Me
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Название песни
Somebody Kill Me
the whole song is played with these three chords:

  E          B7          A
--0----------0-----------0-----------------------
--0----------0-----------2-----------------------
--1----------2-----------2-----------------------
--2----------1-----------2-----------------------
--2----------2-----------0-----------------------
--0----------------------------------------------

in that respective order.  for the verses palm mute and strum
only the lowest three strings.  on the chorus...let it wail.
enjoy.  for any questions or comments email me at 
number1bassist@wmconnect.com
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Sandler Adam - Somebody Kill Me
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Название песни
Somebody Kill Me
play this every time he stops and sings slowly
|------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------222222222222------------|
|--11111111------22222222------222222222222------------|
|--22222222------11111111------222222222222------------|
|--22222222------22222222------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------|
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Sandler Adam - Seven Foot Man
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Название песни
Seven Foot Man
Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man, from Stan and Judy's Kid, released on September
of 1999


Preliminary Notes:
This is a really easy song to play, especially if you listen to the song a
few times before playing it.
The song's rhythm is slow, easy-going, played by two guitars (one, I assume
is accoustic, and one is either another accoustic or bass)

tabbed by deadman187
The song has 3 major parts to it:
Intro
Verse
Chorus
The only chord ever played in this song is E.
E - 022100
---------------
The song has a continuous backup sequence going:
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----0----0----7----7----0------------0------7-----7----0---and

Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man, from Stan and Judy's Kid, released on September
of 1999


Preliminary Notes:
This is a really easy song to play, especially if you listen to the song a
few times before playing it.
The song's rhythm is slow, easy-going, played by two guitars (one, I assume
is accoustic, and one is either another accoustic or bass)

tabbed by deadman187
The song has 3 major parts to it:
Intro
Verse
Chorus
The only chord ever played in this song is E.
E - 022100
---------------
The song has a continuous backup sequence going:
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----0----0----7----7----0------------0------7-----7----0---and so on---|

It sometimes changes to:
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----0----0---7-----7----0------------0-----7-----7-----0------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|
The key to knowing when to change is by the tone of Adam's voice.
Sometimes there's a short bridge in the end of each verse, and it goes like
this:
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------2--7-0----and the riff goes on-----------------|
E|-----0--7--0--------------------------------------------------|
Intro-----
The intro is played on a CLASSIC guitar probably, since it has simoltaneous
chords, which makes it highly unusual somoene played it with his fingers on
an accoustic guitar.
What's brought here is the lead notes, that if you play good enough, sounds
almost like the original.

E|-----4-5-4b5---4--4----------4--5--7-7--5--5/7-7--------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--9-9b10--10-9--10-9--10--9--5--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------0--0/5-5/9--10-12-10-9-10--9--7-9-7-5-----|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------The end of the B string Tab ---------------------------------------|
A|-------Was very hard to hear, so I just-----------------------------------|
E|-------finished it as accurate as I could---------------------------------|

E|--7--10--9-9-7-7-7-5-5-5-4-4-4--2-2/4-2-0----------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--Once again, I tabbed what sounded more logical than what-----------------|
A|-----------I thought I'd heard---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse 1 (with the continuous riff in the back)
Chorus
*E*
Verse 2
Chorus 2
*E*
Verse 3
*E*
E E E

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Sandler Adam - Ode To My Car
Исполнитель
Название песни
Ode To My Car
Artist : Adam Sandler
Song: Ode To My Car(Album What The Hell Happened to me)
Tabbed by: John Leadman

   CHORDS:


   A     (x02220) or (577655)
   E     (022100)
   Dsus2 (xx0230)
   F#m   (244222)


   The chords are played with a reggae beat, something like this:
          A               E               D               E
   E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---|
   B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-0---x-x-0---|
   G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-1---x-x-1---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-1---x-x-1---|
   D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

                     or like this:
          A               E               D               E
   E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-4---x-x-4---|
   B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-5---x-x-5---|
   G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-4---x-x-4---|
   D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|


   Remember to sing with a stupid Jamaican accent. The words in
   parantheses ( ) are the backing vocals. All the verses and choruses
   have the same chord progression: A E Dsus2 E.


   INTRO:

   F#

Artist : Adam Sandler
Song: Ode To My Car(Album What The Hell Happened to me)
Tabbed by: John Leadman

   CHORDS:


   A     (x02220) or (577655)
   E     (022100)
   Dsus2 (xx0230)
   F#m   (244222)


   The chords are played with a reggae beat, something like this:
          A               E               D               E
   E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---|
   B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-0---x-x-0---|
   G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-1---x-x-1---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-1---x-x-1---|
   D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

                     or like this:
          A               E               D               E
   E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-4---x-x-4---|
   B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-5---x-x-5---|
   G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-4---x-x-4---|
   D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
   E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|


   Remember to sing with a stupid Jamaican accent. The words in
   parantheses ( ) are the backing vocals. All the verses and choruses
   have the same chord progression: A E Dsus2 E.


   INTRO:

   F#m E Dsus2
                Here we go

   A   E   Dsus2   E
                     No, no, no

   A     E       Dsus2  E
   (oooh ooooh) (oooooh ooooooh)


   VERSE 1:

   A         E
    Piece of shit car

   Dsus2                 E
        I got a piece of shit car

   A             E
    That fucking pile of shit

         Dsus2        E
   never gets me very far

   A               E
    My car's a big piece of shit

              Dsus2              E
   'cause the shocks are fucking shot

   A                           E
     and my seatbelt's fucking broken

            Dsus2       E
   I got to tie it in a knot

   (it's a piece of shit)


   VERSE 2: [play same as verse 1]

   I can't see throught the windshield
   'cause it's got a big fucking crack
   and the interior smells real bad
   'cause my friend puked in the back
   (it's a piece of shit)


   CHORUS:

   A              E
   (piece of shit car)

                 Dsus2
   Piece of shit car

                       E
   (you got a piece of shit car)

                  A
   It sucks royal dick

                         E
   (that fucking pile of shit)

                       Dsus2
   oooh, a 100 percent crap
                        E
   (never gets him very far)

               A
   Oh fuck you car

   VERSE 3:

   It's got no CD player
   It only got the fuckin 8-track
   Whoever designed my car
   can lick my sweaty nutsack
   (they can lick his ass too)
   and I got no fucking brakes
   I'm always way out of control
   Eleven times a day
   I hear 'hey, watch it asshole'
   (you fucking piece of shit)


   CHORUS: [play like previous chorus]

   (piece of shit car)
   I got a piece of shit car
   (you got a piece of shit car)
   Diesel gas sucks my ass
   (you fucking pile of shit)
   That pile of metal shit


   BRIDGE:

               Dsus2
   Oh what the fuck did I do?

            E
   what the fuck did I do?

            Dsus2
   what the fuck did I do?

      E
   to get stuck with you?

              Dsus2
   You're too wide for drive through

           E
   and you smell like tissue

           F#m          E             Dsus2
   but I'm too broke to buy something new

   Ooooh, fuck me


   GUITAR-SOLO:
   -
   Played over verse/chorus chords: A E Dsus2 E a few times.


   VERSE 4: [play same as verses 1,2 & 3]

   Well, the engine likes to flood
   the car always fucking stalls
   and the seat cushion's got a big rip
   so a spring always pokes the balls
   (ouch ouch ouch)
   Blasted doorlocks are busted
   I got to use a fucking coathanger
   (what a pain in his ass)
   and if a girlie sees my car
   there's no chance I'll ever bang her
   (he never ever get the pussy)
   Hey shut up


   CHORUS: [play like previous choruses]

   (piece of shit car)
   You piece of shit car
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   You piece of shit car
   (piece of shit car)
   Bald fucking tires
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   No rearview fucking mirror
   (piece of shit car)
   Seven different colors
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   Fucking rag for a gas cap
   (piece of shit car)
   Tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   (piece of shit car)
   Whoooooooah
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   (piece of shit car)
   Me hometown thinks I'm a loser
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   hey cabbie, give me a push
   (piece of shit car)

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Sandler Adam - Mr Bake O
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Название песни
Mr Bake O
MR. BAKE-О 
ADAM SANDLER 
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ТО ME 
TRANSCRIBED BY PAT(pcrume14@excite.com) 
G                            Em 
I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV 
G                            Em 
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see 
C                 Am 
I just lit some crazy ass shit 
C                                                 D 
that my friend overnight mailed to me 
( )                  G             C       D 
I'm fucking wasted 
                        G          C        D 
It's the best shit I ever tasted 
                                  G            C     D 
I think they fucking laced it 
                                    G            C    D 
Cause I'm so damn lambasted 

Он my friend came over so I packed him a pipe 
I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe

MR. BAKE-О 
ADAM SANDLER 
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ТО ME 
TRANSCRIBED BY PAT(pcrume14@excite.com) 
G                            Em 
I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV 
G                            Em 
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see 
C                 Am 
I just lit some crazy ass shit 
C                                                 D 
that my friend overnight mailed to me 
( )                  G             C       D 
I'm fucking wasted 
                        G          C        D 
It's the best shit I ever tasted 
                                  G            C     D 
I think they fucking laced it 
                                    G            C    D 
Cause I'm so damn lambasted 

Он my friend came over so I packed him a pipe 
I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype 
He sparked three bows just to show he could take it 
Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked 

He's fucking wasted 
It's the best shit he ever tasted 
He's lost in fucking spaced-ed 
Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted 

Он I spent the last two hours 
hiding under my bed 
Cause I looked in the garbage can 
and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head 

I'm fucking wasted 

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face 
The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place 
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak 
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak 

I'm fucking wasted 
It's the best shit I've ever tasted 
My brain's been erased-ed 
Well fucking fried 

I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat 
I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet 
Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe 
I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you 

I'm fucking wasted 
It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted 
Он fucking shit 

I'm way too baked 

P.S THANKS ТО  

http://www.endor.org/sandler/whathell.html 

FОR THE LYRICS

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Sandler Adam - Lunchlady Land
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Название песни
Lunchlady Land
I watched the Saturday night live version and this was my first tab so here you go.
I dont know what to call the two chords exactly so if you know exactly what they are contact me.

d-xx0230
a-x02200
e-022100

A
Woke up in the morning
D
Put on my new plastic glove
A
Served some reheated salisbury steak
D
With a little slice of love
A                              D
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
A
Just know everything's doing fine
        D                      A
Down here in Lunchlady Land
A
Well I wear this net on my head
D
'Cause my red hair is fallin'out
A
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
D
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
A
I know you want seconds on the corndogs
D
But there's not reason to shout
E
Everybody gets enough food
                D             A
Down here in Lunchlady Land
D  

I watched the Saturday night live version and this was my first tab so here you go.
I dont know what to call the two chords exactly so if you know exactly what they are contact me.

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A
Woke up in the morning
D
Put on my new plastic glove
A
Served some reheated salisbury steak
D
With a little slice of love
A                              D
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
A
Just know everything's doing fine
        D                      A
Down here in Lunchlady Land
A
Well I wear this net on my head
D
'Cause my red hair is fallin'out
A
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
D
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
A
I know you want seconds on the corndogs
D
But there's not reason to shout
E
Everybody gets enough food
                D             A
Down here in Lunchlady Land
D                                              A
Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
D
And my breath reeks of tuna
                                                E
And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
A
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
                                        D
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
D
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
A
Hoagies and grinder, hoagies and grinders
D
Navy beans, navy beans
D
Meatloaf sandwich
A
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
D
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
A
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
D
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
A
Well I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see
D
All the pepperoni pizza was a-looking at me
A
It screamed, why do you burn me and serve me up cold
D
I said I got the spatula just do what you're told
A
Then the liver and onions started joining the fight
D
And the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might
A
And the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head
etc...
It's called revenge Lunchlady said the garlic bread
I said what did I do to make you all so mad
They said you got flabby arms and your breath is bad
Then the green beans said you better run and hide
But then my friend sloppy joe came and joined my side
He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady the kids wouldn't eatcha
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' please to meet ya
She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal
You should be kissin' her feet and kissin' her mole
Now all the angry foods just leave me alone
And we all live together in a happy home
Thanks to
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
E
Well me and sloppy joe got married
D
We got six kids and we're doin' just fine
                        A
Down in Lunchlady Land

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Sandler Adam - Lunchlady Land
Исполнитель
Название песни
Lunchlady Land
Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land
Tabbed By: jon
EMail: toxic345x@yahoo.ca

Chords used:  G# - 466544
                  C# - 446664
                  D# - 668886
This song is easy but fun to play.  To figure out the rhythm to strum, just
listen to the CD.
G#
Woke up in the morning
C#
Put on my new plastic glove
G#
Served some reheated salisbury steak
C#
With a little slice of love
G#                              C#
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
D#
Just know everything's doing fine
        C#                      G#
Down here in Lunchlady Land
G#
Well I wear this net on my head
C#
'Cause my red hair is fallin'out
G#
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
C#
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
G#
I know you want seconds on the corndogs
C#
But there's not reason to shout
D#
Everybody gets enough food
                C#

Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land
Tabbed By: jon
EMail: toxic345x@yahoo.ca

Chords used:  G# - 466544
                  C# - 446664
                  D# - 668886
This song is easy but fun to play.  To figure out the rhythm to strum, just
listen to the CD.
G#
Woke up in the morning
C#
Put on my new plastic glove
G#
Served some reheated salisbury steak
C#
With a little slice of love
G#                              C#
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
D#
Just know everything's doing fine
        C#                      G#
Down here in Lunchlady Land
G#
Well I wear this net on my head
C#
'Cause my red hair is fallin'out
G#
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
C#
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
G#
I know you want seconds on the corndogs
C#
But there's not reason to shout
D#
Everybody gets enough food
                C#              G#
Down here in Lunchlady Land
C#                                              G#
Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
C#
And my breath reeks of tuna
                                                D#
And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
G#
In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
C#
Clouds made of carrots and peas
G#
Mountains built of shepherds pie
C#
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
G#
But don't forget to return your trays
C#
And try to ignore my gum disease
D#
No student can escape the magic of
C#              G#              C#
Lunchlady Land
G#
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
                                        C#
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
C#
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
G#
Hoagies and grinder, hoagies and grinders
C#
Navy beans, navy beans
C#
Meatloaf sandwich
G#
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
C#
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
G#
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
C#
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
G#
Well I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see
C#
All the pepperoni pizza was a-looking at me
G#
It screamed, why do you burn me and serve me up cold
C#
I said I got the spatula just do what you're told
G#
Then the liver and onions started joining the fight
C#
And the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might
G#
And the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head
etc...
It's called revenge Lunchlady said the garlic bread
I said what did I do to make you all so mad
They said you got flabby arms and your breath is bad
Then the green beans said you better run and hide
But then my friend sloppy joe came and joined my side
He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady the kids wouldn't eatcha
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' please to meet ya
She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal
You should be kissin' her feet and kissin' her mole
Now all the angry foods just leave me alone
And we all live together in a happy home
Thanks to
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
D#
Well me and sloppy joe got married
C#
We got six kids and we're doin' just fine
                        G#
Down in Lunchlady Land
Enjoy!
Jake Christofferson
trishc@cyberport.net

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